[ Letter sent to Paddy's Pub//Unhackable ]

Guess what, guys? You were wrong. You're as stupid as I said you were.

( If there's one thing Dee loves, it's family. )

This is Dee Reynolds, Freddie Diana, Betty Frida, whatever, here to answer some of your fan mail. First, let me just tell you that you guys have been slacking. It's been nearly a year since I received one of these, and I'm pretty sure that was from Rickety Cricket. Can't be sure.

Anyway. On to the first letter.

( You lost your charm as you were aging. )